Roastmaster

Roastmaster is a fun and engaging tool designed to help you create personalized roast speeches filled with satire and humor. The more details you share, the funnier and more tailored your roast will be. This guide will walk you through each section of the Roastmaster interface to help you craft the perfect roast.

Person Being Roasted:

The first step is to enter the name of the person you are roasting. This personalizes the roast and makes it more engaging for the audience.

• Field: Enter the name of the person being roasted.
• Examples: “Jane Smith,” “Alex Johnson,” “Captain Chaos”

Your Relationship to Them:

Next, describe your relationship to the roastee. This helps tailor the tone and content of the roast, making it more relevant and impactful.

• Field: Describe your relationship to the roastee (e.g., Friend, Brother, Colleague).
• Examples: “College roommate,” “Favorite cousin,” “Annoying coworker”

Career & Hobbies (Optional):

Providing information about the roastee’s job and hobbies offers material for humorous observations. These details make the roast more relatable and specific.

• Field: Describe the roastee’s job or occupation and any hobbies they are passionate about.
• Examples: “Linda is a yoga instructor who secretly binge-watches reality TV,” “Mark is a lawyer who brews his own kombucha,” “Sarah is a teacher who loves competitive knitting”

Clothing, Hairstyle, etc (Optional):

Highlighting unique fashion choices or personal style quirks adds a humorous and relatable touch to the roast.

• Field: List some of the roastee’s most unforgettable fashion choices and lifestyle habits.
• Examples: “Tom’s signature look includes neon tracksuits and retro sneakers,” “Emily is known for her ever-changing hair colors, from electric blue to flaming red,” “Jake’s unforgettable combo of cowboy boots and Hawaiian shirts”

Characteristic Quirks (Optional):

Mentioning the roastee’s distinctive quirks or communication habits adds a personal and funny element to the roast.

• Field: Mention some of the roastee’s most distinctive quirks or ways they communicate.
• Examples: “Megan has a habit of quoting Shakespeare at the most inappropriate times,” “Ryan always insists on telling dad jokes, even in serious meetings,” “Anna uses air quotes excessively and dramatically”

Other Stories or Directions (Optional):

Including specific anecdotes or additional instructions ensures your roast is comprehensive and tailored.

• Field: Enter any additional information about the person you would like to mention in the roast.
• Examples: “Remember the time Jack got stuck in the elevator for hours and emerged with a full PowerPoint presentation on survival tactics,” “Don’t forget to mention how Laura tried to cook a romantic dinner but set off the fire alarm instead,” “Highlight how Mike once tried to impress a date by performing magic tricks, only to spill red wine everywhere”

Style:

Choosing a roast style sets the overall tone, ensuring it matches the occasion and your relationship with the roastee.

• Dropdown: Select the style of the roast (e.g., light-hearted, brutal, sarcastic).
• Examples: “Light-hearted,” “Brutal,” “Sarcastic”

Write a Roast:

Finally, click “Write a Roast” to generate your personalized roast speech based on the information provided. This step compiles all the details into a coherent, humorous speech ready for your next roast event.

By following these steps and best practices, you can create a memorable and entertaining roast that will be enjoyed by all. Get creative, share plenty of details, and have fun with the process!